I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, " Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my
" Thank you" for what you have done,
specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica
Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did
I leave anyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really
planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now they
know more about it than I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work
place(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to
know is what the meaning of " is" is. It really is great to know that
certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person
may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie " Wag the
Dog" could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John
Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th
Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying
about Democratic campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from
the Whitewater " mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal
convictions (so far) in the other " Clinton" scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, " gutting" much of our
foreign policy, and flying all over the world on " vacations" carefully
disguised as necessary trips.
9. Thank you, also, for " finding" millions of dollars--- I really didn' t
need it in the first place, and I can' t think of a more well deserving
group of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel for all of
your globe-trotting. I understand you, the
family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than
any other administration.
10. Now that you' ve left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of
convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We loved having them rejoin
society.
11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I' m sure that
Laura Bush didn' t1 like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the house-warming
gifts you' ve received from your " friends."
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for
vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also
appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen,
towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.)out
of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax
dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar
advance for her upcoming " tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million
advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn' t pay?!
14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let
Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in
Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of
the Oslo agreement with the
Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called " political
prisoners" . However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their
hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary
of State, Warren Christopher, " insisted" that all prisoners be released.
Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an
airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was
reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the
terrorists were first
identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn' t
Americans know the truth? What a guy!! If you agree that the American
public should be made aware of these facts, pass this on. God bless
America
and THANK YOU (once again) for having spent my taxes so wisely and
frugally.
SINCERELY,
A US Citizen
PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for " inventing"
the
Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful
email.
AND THE REST OF THE STORY:
Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under
the
" Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even
if she
never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary
until she
dies. (Would it not be nice if all
Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?)
If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He
is
already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary
outlives
Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for
that? WE
DO!
It' s common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY
residency, they
purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York.
Makes
sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still
makes
sense. Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments
hover
at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built
within
the acreage to house the Secret Service agents. The Clintons charge
the
Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra
residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This
means
that we, the
taxpayers, are paying the Clinton' s salary, mortgage, transportation,
safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff
-- and,
this is all perfectly
legal! When she runs for President, will you vote for her? How many
people
can YOU send this to?
And the question begs to be asked: If the mortgage is $10,000 per
month why
do they not charge the Secret Service $20,000 per month in rent. They
should at least get a little spending money out of the deal.
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Obamanfreude - 1. taking pleasure from the misfortunes of an Obama supporter as he or she is adversely affected by the policies of their Dear Leader.
You forgot one very important fact. As a person who tracks economics very closely
the e-mail failed to thank " Clintler" for entering the White House with economy that was growing at 2.4% (supposely the worst in 70 years according to the press, Carvill and Co.) , but he left the White House with the economy declining at 1.6 %.
Remember Billy boy didn' t have one economic policy besides raising taxes. we all know that this has never in history helped grow an economy. He therefore was benefiting from REAGANOMICS !!!!!!
When Mr. Bush as a candidate, (who is standing up for your rights to own that gun that gun to shoot turkeys GA, unlike Clintler) brought the fact that the economy was heading for a recession, Clintler and Whore went nuts. But the truth came out in March 2000 (Clintler still president) when after the administration (reno) assaulted Micro Soft, the tech stocks (in NASDQ) and even the Dow took the plunge. And the moron Demo rats are still trying to pin things on W. Wake up Dems. higher taxes makes government bigger and gives them the power. Tax cuts lets you decide how to invest your hard earned dollars.
If Gore was such a good candidate, why did he back out of the next election? Simple he' s a wimp.can' t handle what is going in this very turbulent world.
Thank God for President Bush !!!!!
Wonder what the world would be like today if Billy wasn' t playing with Monica so much. Maybe he wouldn' t have let the twice captured and offered Bin Laden get away.
You left out one thing. There was a time where Cliton (lmao) blocked the british from going to Sudan to pick up intelligence or possibly get Osama himself.
Oh Yes! That Mrs. Clinton was a wonderful President and she wants to run again.
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Thank you Bill Clinton
