" They' re saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother, Jeb Schwarzenegger." "”Craig Kilborn
" Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California' s schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me." "”Conan O' Brien
" Here' s a little known fact "” Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno." "”David Letterman
" Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language." "”Conan O' Brien
" Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, ' If I can' t run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I' m out of here.' " "”Craig Kilborn
" President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can' t pronounce Schwarzenegger." "”David Letterman
" It' s official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that' s what everybody thinks he said." "”David Letterman
" Finally, a candidate who can explain the Bush administration' s positions on civil liberties in the original German." "”Bill Maher, on Arnold Schwarzenegger
" Arnold Schwarzenegger has still not officially bowed out of this race. It looks like he' s not gonna run. But I' ll tell ya, if Arnold does run, he better get on the ballot, because you don' t want a write-in with a name like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Because people will go "” ' Schwarz, schwarz, oh Davis is easier.' " "”Jay Leno
" There' s all this talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Well, you know where he is now? Visiting Mexico, which I think means that he is definitely going to run for governor. Arnold is smart. He' s in Mexico campaigning with the very people who' ll be living here by election time." "”Jay Leno
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I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. You know one time I secretly wanted to be a writer.---C.K. Dexter Haven
Gota wonder why anyone would want to be govener- esp if you have money,fame etc. You could do just about anything ya wanted in life...& chose that?[X(]
Just doing his civic duty? like all the rest of those .....$##$%$^%^ polticans ...good citizens lol
Late-Night Arnold Political Humor...
