Train ride
Sitting together on a train were:
Obama,
George W. Bush, a
little old lady,and a well endowed
young blond girl.
The train goes into a dark tunnel
and a few seconds later there is
the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the
tunnel, Obama has a bright red
hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: Obama must have
groped the blonde in the dark and she
slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks: Obama must
have tried to grope me in the dark,
but missed and fondled the old lady
and she slapped him.
Obama thinks: Bush must have groped
the Blonde in the dark. She tried to slap
him but missed and got me instead.
George Bush thinks: I cant wait for
another tunnel, so I can slap the fire out
Obama again.
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Warren
If you argue for your limitations - sure enough - they are yours.
NRA Endowment Member
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