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Old 08-12-2003, 01:22 AM   #1
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Default I got this chain letter in the email...found it quite funny...

A Man' s Chain Letter

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other
tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn' t
cost anything!

Bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man
whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to
the bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is
bound to be better than the one you already have.

At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine has already received
184 women, of whom four were worth keeping.

REMEMBER this chain brings luck.

One man' s pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy
playmate.

An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to
choose between a Hooter' s waitress and a Hollywoodsuper model.

You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!
One man broke the chain and got his wife back again.

Let' s keep it going, men! Just add your name to the bottom of the
list below!

Bill Clinton
780 3rd AveNew York, NY10017

Billy Clinton
780 3rd AveNew York, NY10017

Billie Clinton
780 3rd AveNew York, NY10017

B. Clinton
780 3rd AveNew York, NY10017

William Jefferson Clinton
780 3rd AveNew York, NY10017

W. Jefferson Clinton
780 3rd AveNew York, NY10017

W. Jeff Clinton
780 3rd AveNew York, NY10017

W. J. Clinton
780 3rd AveNew York, NY10017

W. Clinton
780 3rd AveNew York, NY1001

William J Clinton
780 3rd AveNew York, NY10017

Wilhelm Clinton
780 3rd AveNew York, NY10017

Willie Clinton
780 3rd AveNew York, NY10017

Will Clinton
780 3rd AveNew York, NY10017

Mr. Hillary Clinton
780 3rd AveNew York, NY10017

Mr. Slick Willie Clinton
780 3rd AveNew York! , NY 10017

Weird Willie (Prez)
7803rd Ave New York, NY,10017
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Old 08-12-2003, 02:55 AM   #2
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[]I' d be really careful with this one! Judging by the cleverly disguised recipient of all those wives, you might trade yours in and find Hillary in your mailbox![X(]
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Wonder if that would work with husbands to!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Wonder if that would work with husbands to!!!!!!!!!!!!
[]Oh my gosh! Can you imagine receiving 15,625 men?!!! The testosterone levels alone could prove fatal to any woman! Or the methane levels!! LOL!!! Not to mention the fighting over the remote! And if they all got the flu at the same time, the whining would be enough to send you screaming into the streets!!!
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LOL!!!!!!!
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lol [&:]
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Old 08-14-2003, 11:19 AM   #7
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Hntngirl, I got to laugh at your response but not all of us men are remote monsters and methane abusers. I bought my wife her own tv with remote, it' s not as big as mine. And I don' t think I would challenge my wife to a methane marathon.
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LOL! Okay, rockytop! Present company excepted!
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