I have just this morning appreciated that the appearance of many hunters out in the fields shooting at doves with shotguns here in North Texas has been followed by a very noticeable cooling in the daily temperatures. Furthermore, just about every year at this time hunters are out in the fields shooting at doves with shotguns and, if the truth be told, more often missing than hitting their targets. Eureka! By shooting and blasting the sky, the hunters perforate the air envelope holding the hot air in and keeping the cool air out. The great number of these perforations of late accounts for our wonderfully cool weather these last few days. We know that it is a deep art to shoot oil wells to induce hydrocarbons to flow -- whether this creates passageways for flow or whether the subterranean formations are intimidated into giving up their treasures, who can know? And again, in winter time, aren't cannons fired at great hummocks of snow to cause the snow to flow? These analagous circumstances demonstrate the probability, nay, the certainty of my discovery!
I have no Idea what you just said, but I've been trying to find someone that hunts lake Whitney or Aquilla to get with me since my wife will not let me go alone.
I need to join all those others out there blasting and doing what comes natural to us Texicans.
I'll go, I'll go only if I may bring my son. Otherwise, I might be starving if you know what I mean.
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I'll go, I'll go only if I may bring my son. Otherwise, I might be starving if you know what I mean.
I'm not too sure what this Dain Bramage is going to do with that 12 ga going off. I may need someone to just bury me out there in the woods. ... I'm pretty sure I can hit them if I don't pass out.
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I have no Idea what you just said, but I've been trying to find someone that hunts lake Whitney or Aquilla to get with me since my wife will not let me go alone.
I need to join all those others out there blasting and doing what comes natural to us Texicans.
If I had a place to hunt birds, you know you would be welcome. Its sad, i live in the middle of dove centeral and cant find a place to hunt. Outfitters have bought up all the land. and my land in Jayton is no good for birds, besides, bow season starts in a few weeks. Dont want to stir up the place before I get the longbow out.
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If I had a place to hunt birds, you know you would be welcome. Its sad, i live in the middle of dove centeral and cant find a place to hunt. Outfitters have bought up all the land. and my land in Jayton is no good for birds, besides, bow season starts in a few weeks. Dont want to stir up the place before I get the longbow out.
No we sure don't want to disturb anything out there.
Hey when we go out there I’ll bring my guitar, bring your harmonica. We’ll set Rowel straight; I’ll probably just bring an acoustic guitar.
My excellent discovery!
... I'm pretty sure I can hit them if I don't pass out.
