President Obama woke up in the White House this morning and to his alarm noticed that he had turned white from the base of his neck to the top of his head. He immediately called his Dr. and was told to come in ASAP. When he got there the Dr gave him a brown liquid to drink. After drinking it Obama exclaimed "That tasted like crap!" "It was," said the Dr,"You were a quart low!"
Dr. called to White House
Victims Aren't We All
