Cal, what the hell are you people doing out there???
You now have some female " porn star" running for governor on the platform that lap dances would be tax deductible.
I mean come on, you' re a cop, you have a gun - can' t you help us out here?
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...n_030806083342
US porn star throws in hand for California governorship race
Wed Aug 6, 4:33 AM ET
LOS ANGELES (AFP) - A US porn star was campaigning to join
in an increasingly whacky race for the governorship of California,
pledging to make lap dances tax deductible and to swap guns for smut if elected.
Mary Carey joins other potential candidates such as " Terminator" movie star
and Republican activist Arnold Schwarzenegger and Democratic Hustler magazine
publisher Larry Flynt, who also covet the embattled governor' s job.
" My goal is to bring happiness to the streets of California," would-be
politician and adult movie star Carey told reporters as she tried to gather
the 65 signatures needed to put her name on the October 7 ballot.