Obama goes on a State visit to Israel .
While he is on a tour of Jerusalem , he has a fatal heart attack.
The undertaker tells the US diplomats:
"You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100".
The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks:
"Why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?".
One diplomat replied:
"More than 2000 years ago a man died here,
was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead.
We simply can't take that risk".
I don't wish the man ill will but having him soundly defeated in 2012 will be a good enough ending from my way of thinking.
Obama reminds of the lady that told her husband how much she saved when he came home from work. He saw a new refrigerator and asked about it, she said don’t worry honey I saved $200.00 on that refrigerator, he then walked in the laundry room and saw a new washer and dryer, he asked about it, she replied; “you won’t believe how much I saved!” He then walked in the living room and saw a new T.V. set and he yelled out, “I don’t want to hear it; we can’t afford to save anymore money!”
We can’t afford Obama four more years!
It's also good to contemplate Obama as an ex-president even if he's still alive.
Of course, you're right, except that if he's still alive, he'll be sucking down all that taxpayer funded Secret Service security for him and all his 'homies'...then there's the reverence that we give ex-presidents and I just don't feel he deserves that kind of respect (then again, neither does Jimmy Carter and the left has dusted him off as some sort of 'elder statesman'). THe longer he lives, the longer he will remain a national embarrassment. Ah me...the indignity goes on, ad-infinitum....
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