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You might be a racist.
Top Ten Reasons You Might Be A Racist
(With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)
10. If you think that your federal government borrowing over $200 billion dollars per month is probably not a good idea… you might be a racist.
9. If you don’t like the fact that your government intentionally lets people sneak into your country illegally and then gives them handouts you have to pay for… you might be a racist.
8. If you wonder why your government refuses to allow U.S. oil companies to drill for oil in known offshore and Alaskan reserves but offers to guarantee $2 billion in loans to Brazil’s state-controlled oil company Petrobas – all while you are paying over $4 a gallon for gas… you might be a racist.
7. If you find it more than just a bit strange for your President to take credit for a joint CIA and Navy SEALS operation while simultaneously prosecuting for torture those CIA agents who obtained the location of the target of that mission using enhance interrogation techniques preapproved by the Department of Justice… you might be a racist.
6. If you wonder what passport your President used to enter the country of Pakistan during a period when the U.S State Department had banned travel to that country… you might be a racist.
5. If you think it’s hypocritical and dishonest for your President to launch a military attack on Libya without Congressional authorization after he has publicly declared, “The President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation,” and to continue for over two years now the war in Iraq – and escalate the war in Afghanistan – after publicly declaring, “I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am President, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank,”… you might be a racist.
4. If you think it’s pretty stupid to say, “I don’t know, not having been there and not seeing all the facts, but I think it’s fair to say the police acted stupidly,”… you might be a racist.
3. If you wonder why your President has exempted over 1,000 of his political allies from compliance with his 907-page healthcare bill… you might be a racist.
2. If you think the President of the United States ought to at least know that the automobile was invented in Germany (not the United States), that they speak German in Austria (not “Austrian”) and that Grover Cleveland served two non-consecutive terms hence 43 (and not 44) “Americans have now taken the presidential oath of office”… you might be a racist.
And the number one reason you might be a racist is…
1. If you are opposed to race-based preferences, quotas and set-asides because you believe people should not be judged by the color of their skin… you might be a racist.
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Unintended consequences and God have one thing in common: Liberals don’t believe in either of them.
I'll wear the label proudly if it means fixing the illegal alien and national debt problem.
It will take a lot more than voting Obama out of office for the above two issues to be seriously addressed. But a different, republican president would be a good start.
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Top Ten Reasons You Might Be A Racist
(With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)
10. If you think that your federal government borrowing over $200 billion dollars per month is probably not a good idea… you might be a racist.
9. If you don’t like the fact that your government intentionally lets people sneak into your country illegally and then gives them handouts you have to pay for… you might be a racist.
8. If you wonder why your government refuses to allow U.S. oil companies to drill for oil in known offshore and Alaskan reserves but offers to guarantee $2 billion in loans to Brazil’s state-controlled oil company Petrobas – all while you are paying over $4 a gallon for gas… you might be a racist.
7. If you find it more than just a bit strange for your President to take credit for a joint CIA and Navy SEALS operation while simultaneously prosecuting for torture those CIA agents who obtained the location of the target of that mission using enhance interrogation techniques preapproved by the Department of Justice… you might be a racist.
6. If you wonder what passport your President used to enter the country of Pakistan during a period when the U.S State Department had banned travel to that country… you might be a racist.
5. If you think it’s hypocritical and dishonest for your President to launch a military attack on Libya without Congressional authorization after he has publicly declared, “The President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation,” and to continue for over two years now the war in Iraq – and escalate the war in Afghanistan – after publicly declaring, “I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am President, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank,”… you might be a racist.
4. If you think it’s pretty stupid to say, “I don’t know, not having been there and not seeing all the facts, but I think it’s fair to say the police acted stupidly,”… you might be a racist.
3. If you wonder why your President has exempted over 1,000 of his political allies from compliance with his 907-page healthcare bill… you might be a racist.
2. If you think the President of the United States ought to at least know that the automobile was invented in Germany (not the United States), that they speak German in Austria (not “Austrian”) and that Grover Cleveland served two non-consecutive terms hence 43 (and not 44) “Americans have now taken the presidential oath of office”… you might be a racist.
And the number one reason you might be a racist is…
1. If you are opposed to race-based preferences, quotas and set-asides because you believe people should not be judged by the color of their skin… you might be a racist.
I guess I fit this profile. OOPS, I forgot you can't profile. Remember OTo. Jim
none of those things have anything to do with racism ... if Foxworthy wrote that its one of the worst things I've ever seen from him
I think your missing the real joke. It's just a touch of sarcasm weaved into a dose of reality.
Anytime someone says something negative about bo or his admin. their labeled as being racist.
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Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who don't~ Thomas Jefferson~ Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held it's ground~Unknown~Just because your offended doesn't mean your right~Unknown.
I'm telling ya need that "sarcasm" smiley face fr some of these post, so people dint take offense to em.
i thought it said Jeff foxworthy to, but he was actually apologizing to Jeff lol...
i bet Jeff would say there was no need fer the apology
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