I miss squeezing the fruit...

[RobertSubnet]

Its a tough job:

http://www.dispatch.com/live/content...k.html?sid=101

[ipscshooter]

There were rumors that he had "squeezed" a few fruits before the election. I guess they were true. It does sort of explain the masculinity of the little Mrs...

[burniegoeasily]

Obama should have just come out and said it: "What I miss is being able to talk smack and vote present. I really did not know you had to actually show up for work with this gig."

[Fieldmouse]

Obama has shown up for work? When? Internal leaks have him constantly watching ESPN and very out of touch with what is actually going on.

[CalHunter]

I understand his loss and tried to prevent such loss in 2008. For his sake, I'll try again in 2012. I hope he gets his wish to be able to do that stuff again without all of the loss of privacy associated with being POTUS.

[LBR]

I thought "squeezing the fruit" was code for conning/pressuring his base into voting for him...

[sachiko]

I think he enjoys squeezing the taxpayers more than squeezing the fruit.

I also, intend to help him go back to his old life in 2012. I'm so glad I can vote.