Actually, I kinda agree. Not gunplay, but I would like one of those sheriff' s vehicles with the push bar on the front. I drive (and this is the SHORTEST distance I have ever driven to work) 60 miles both ways. I' m so damn tired of the dumbass with the cell phone doing 15 in a 50. I' m tired of granny going out for coffee during rush hour. I' m tired of the blacks that don' t know what a red light means.
I want CARNAGE and I want it now. ******* DRIVE OR DIE ***********
AHHH, The life of " daily commutes" ....I remember it well.
My last job in the civilized world involved a daily hour and a half TO work, and two hours to get home.
That was Atlanta, and I only lived twelve miles from work.
Nowadays I must transit the perilous route from bedroom to bathroom to front office in order to " open for business" .
On those particularly treacherous days I might spend a few additional minutes fussing over the coffee pot, or if it is one of those days when there is a " trafficulty" ,,,I might have to wind my way towards the less used " guest" bathroom instead of my usual deposit point.
I remember those days of sitting in traffic watching the guy two cars away picking his nose like there was gold at the end of the tunnel.
I remember seeing the signs that said " left lane closed in 1/2 mile, and all the " normal" people merging to the right....But there is ALWAYS a few jerks who must run all the way up to the absolute end of the road before merging.
I remember how ALL the parking spots in the city are about ten inches narrower than my truck,,,It did' nt matter how well I parked, my truck hung over a few inches on each side.
I remember the daily crime and animosity towards every one else. If someone acted friendly, it' s because they wanted something.
I seem to remember the constant wail of sirenes all day.
And car horns...I think some folks blow on their car horns just because they feel the need to make everyone else as miserable and mad as they are.
I remember wanting to mount a howitzer to my roof and blasting folks out of the way.
It' s hard to arrive at work in a good mood after spending an hour or more submersed in the cesspool of humanity we call the " Drive-in" to work.
Dave590, we have similar commutes to work, isn' t it great My only problem I have with my commute is my dog getting in my way once in a while as I walk 20 feet to my office
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I' m tired of people driving 55 in the hammer lane
Man VC1111 you are so right I love when your flying down the interstate and there is some butt head in the passing lane, you flash your lights and the ahole hits the brakes, and then when go around him he flips you off. IF YOUR NOT PASSING GET THE HELL OUT OF THE PASSING LANE . I think that we should all carry paint ball guns and the cars with 3 or more piant marks we be automaticly pulled over and fined.
Buckshot,
I think when they are " stuck" in the passing lane everyone should bombard them with painballs until they are run off the road.
FNG,
I have many, many times wanted a fork lift mounted to the front my truck so I could scoop them up and drop them off in the ditch. Hogging the passing lane has to be the most irritating driving violation of them all.
Gunfire
My only problem I have with my commute is my dog getting in my way once in a while as I walk 20 feet to my office
