2010 Year-End TSA Statistics.

[C. Davis]

2010 Year-end statistics on airport pat-down screening from the TSA

Terrorist Plots Discovered............0

Transvestites...............................133

Hernias........................................1,4 85

Hemorrhoid Cases........................3,172

Incontinence.................................6,418

Enlarged Prostates.......................8,249

Breast Implants............................59,350

Natural Blondes............................3

C. Davis

[Fieldmouse]

Sorry, not accurate, we don't know how many times VC bought a fully refundable ticket only to pass thru screening requesting a full body cavity search then requesting a refund. Please crunch the numbers again using the added variables.

Thank you,

[RobertSubnet]

It would be fun to do the Spinal Tap thing and get a pat down. I wonder how the TSA agent would react to that?

And if you don't know what I am referring to, here is the video clip from the movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRpWnK6Rg3E

[burniegoeasily]

Lol. Thats pretty good.

[C. Davis]

Originally Posted by Fieldmouse

Sorry, not accurate, we don't know how many times VC bought a fully refundable ticket only to pass thru screening requesting a full body cavity search then requesting a refund. Please crunch the numbers again using the added variables.

Thank you,

Good point.
VC may not be the only person who could be thinking TSA pat downs are cost cutting measures to combine security with Obamacare preventive health care screenings.

These statistics are probably all screwed up.

C. Davis