The Prez recieves 12 stitches after being attacked by basketball.
MSNBC ^ The Basketball is reported to be in critical condition after being fired upon by the Secret Service. Family of the Basketball have mentioned that it was a good ball and always inflated to its proper psi. They blame the dribbling ability of the player as the possible cause to the attack.
Must have been some hit to require 12 stiches. Good thing for the president he did not first have to go through a death panel to first decide if he should get this stiches...
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The Basketball is reported to be in critical condition after being fired upon by the Secret Service. Family of the Basketball have mentioned that it was a good ball and always inflated to its proper psi. They blame the dribbling ability of the player as the possible cause to the attack.
A lot of questions remain:
Was the ball acting alone?
Was the ball sent here from North Korea?
Will the ball be tried on our home court?
When I played in an over-40 basketball league, I wore a tooth guard. If you guard someone too closely and he or she makes a fast move, you can catch it in the face. Those guys have replaced finesse with shoving. The president should have realized this.
I broke my finger catching a basket ball once.I didn't realize I broke it,once I caught the ball. But the ball felt funny so at first I thought it was flat. I looked down and at the ball and it looked fine than looked at my hand.I was in grade 6 when this happened. I had a huge hockey touranament that started that night. I knew I was gonna miss the games for sure.I was so pissed I kicked the ball and nailed the teacher in the stomach. LOL.The teacher was hurtin and pissed yelled for me to go to the office where I explained to the Secretary what happened and why I got sent down.Principle gave me an early exit from school to the hospital. Got it set and splinted and even though I was told no sports I played. Broke and shattered about 5 my teeth playing floor hockey in grade 11 in the final game of our hockey tournament. Blood was everywhere. Teacher told Me I need a dentist.
I said yep Bit I'm the Captain I put this team together I'll go after the game is over.Helped our team to a victory .**** happens when sports are played. He took one for the team.At least he's not scared of playing sports. He'll be back, BLACKER THAN EVER, ( I've never seen them turn blue myself) but he took one for the team.Nothing that can't be fixed.
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The Prez recieves 12 stitches after being attacked by basketball.
