Bingo!

[Mr. Conservatism]

I used to avoid listening to his speeches. Now, I look

forward to the next one.
Here is something to help make Obama's speeches almost

tolerable.

Just print out this page, distribute it to friends, and listen.

(be sure to read directions below)

Rules for Bullsh*tBingo:
1. BeforeBarrack Obama's next televised speech, print out your "Bullsh*t Bingo" card.
2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout"BULLSH*T!"

Testimonialsfrom past satisfied "Bullsh*t Bingo" players:
"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Boston
"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - David D., Florida
"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." - Bill R., New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver

[Knightia]

Looks like a intresting game.

I hear flys are attracted to him- a good sign he is full of chit too.

[The Rev]

I normally do that as soon as I see him. I had to change the channel today, just because I couldn't stand to hear him blame the recession and the high unemployment rate on Bush.. He's such a freaking idiot!

Of course I know that if I disagree with this regime, that makes me a racist!