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Old 07-06-2010, 03:25 PM   #1
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Boiling that all down.... Liberalism = Idiocy.
Those two are certainly relative to each other. It is evident in pockets across America how liberalism has a destructive power that is almost unmatched. When I think of how liberalism has destroyed California, Michigan, and many inner cities across this great land, I am astonished at just how powerful the negative energy is that liberalism radiates. Then, when you look at Europe, and anywhere liberal, socialist, Marxism, whatever you want to call it, has been tried.....well, I think such a pox on anywhere it (liberalism) infestates, should be studied scientifically through physics.

So here is my go of it:

While it is clear that Liberalism=Idiocy, I think it is important that it should be measured. I believe that for the first time in history, this past election cycle provided all the missing elements to measure what I call negative energy, or non-productivity.
So, instead of relating Energy to Matter like Einstein did, I will relate Negative Energy, NE to the matter of Liberalism, or idiocy.
So we have
NE=....
One unit of energy is a joule. A joule is the force of 1 newton being applied to an object over the distance of 1 meter. Or, about the force of dropping something onto the floor.

We are not measuring joules. Remember we are measuring negative energy, or non-productivity..NE.
We will call one unit of non-productivity a foule, sometimes referred to as fool.
One unit of foule is equal to the non-productive negative energy expelled in the temper tantrum thrown by a 30 year old man when his aging parents tell him to pick up his dirty underwear off the floor in the basement.

That brings us to “matter.”
This past presidential election, 69,456,897 people cast votes for the most liberal, most unqualified, most destructive, and as each day is proving the most disastrous president to win office. 59,934,814 people were smart enough not to vote for this travesty, but it was not enough. So out of 129,391,711 votes cast, every 1.1588 votes cast went to the Marxist.
So, the weight of one matter of idiocy is simply 1.1588.

So far, we have NE=1.1588

Now finally, we need the constant, or the c^2.
This is really the magic of it all. My guess is that Einstein just took a guess (be it an educated one) at squaring the speed of light. He did, and the rest is history. I think finding my final piece for negative energy is crystal clear. It came to me pretty easy. Here it is:

Oprah Winfrey.
Wikipedia wraps it up nicely:
Of all the black or Afro-multiracial billionaires identified by Forbes, only Oprah Winfrey qualified for Forbes 2009 list of the world's 20 most powerful billionaires, a list which considered not only wealth, but also market sway and political clout. Winfrey was considered especially powerful because of her influence on American consumer choices and because of the pivotal role she played in*electing Barack Obama president[11]


There is the exponential power. It's simple. Oprah is so powerful, she must be broken down in centiseconds. Her 1 hour show is even powerful during the commercials. There are 360,000 centiseconds in an hour. If you square 360,000, you get 129,600,000,000.

So there it is.
NE=1.1588 x 360,000 x 360,000

NE=150,180,480,000 foules

Let's all just hope and pray that the next two elections will completely put the idiocy matter back in it's restful state.

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Old 07-07-2010, 11:36 AM   #2
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Loved it ! Absolutely masterful !
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Old 07-07-2010, 12:07 PM   #3
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Geeez... It's been a while since my physics class, and, according to the notes written by my classmates in my Senior Yearbook, I slept through a few of them... so, I'm just gonna stick with my simplified equation.

Liberalism = Idiocy.


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Geeez... It's been a while since my physics class, and, according to the notes written by my classmates in my Senior Yearbook, I slept through a few of them... so, I'm just gonna stick with my simplified equation.

Liberalism = Idiocy.


yeah...but in class, they wanted to see the work to be sure you went thru the proper steps and made the calculations according to the outline. You just got the answer....Davis showed his work !
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yeah...but in class, they wanted to see the work to be sure you went thru the proper steps and made the calculations according to the outline. You just got the answer....Davis showed his work !
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Heck,,That weren't no work. I owe it all to my mammy and my pappy.


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Heck,,That weren't no work. I owe it all to my mammy and my pappy.


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Hehehehe Good one!
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I think I'll send this to my Lib sister up in NY. Dumbass even voted for zero.
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