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Old 05-28-2010, 08:08 PM   #1
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Default Daddy, did you plug the hole?

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Yes, baby girl or I wouldn't be talking to you today.
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John Adams “The moment the idea is admitted into society that property is not as sacred as the laws of God, and that there is not a force of law and public justice to protect it, anarchy and tyranny commence.”

Ronald Reagan: 'Everybody that is for abortion has already been born'

"I never said I was worth it. I only said I wouldn't do it for less " William F. Buckley Jr.

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Old 05-28-2010, 08:10 PM   #2
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How do you plug a "hole" by using only 4 "i" ie "llll"?




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John Adams “The moment the idea is admitted into society that property is not as sacred as the laws of God, and that there is not a force of law and public justice to protect it, anarchy and tyranny commence.”

Ronald Reagan: 'Everybody that is for abortion has already been born'

"I never said I was worth it. I only said I wouldn't do it for less " William F. Buckley Jr.

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Old 05-28-2010, 08:16 PM   #3
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But, when it comes to plugging the hole, who know's better? From Rush's show on Weds.

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But where would I like to start? With none of those. From the Washington Post: "High school students and college-age adults have been complaining to District officials that the free condoms the city has been offering are not of good enough quality and are too small and that getting them from school nurses is 'just like asking grandma or auntie.' So DC officials have decided to stock up on Trojan condoms, including the company's super-size Magnum variety, and they have begun to authorize teachers or counselors, preferably male, to distribute condoms to students if the teachers complete a 30-minute online training course called 'Wrap M.C.' -- for Master of Condoms." I am not making this up. Students are offended the condoms are too small and they're not the right brand. They want bigger and better condoms. So the school district, "Okay, okay, okay, fine, we'll give you condoms made by Trojan, and we'll give you the giant size condoms, Magnum variety," and the teachers take a training course here called Wrap M.C., Master of Condoms.
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John Adams “The moment the idea is admitted into society that property is not as sacred as the laws of God, and that there is not a force of law and public justice to protect it, anarchy and tyranny commence.”

Ronald Reagan: 'Everybody that is for abortion has already been born'

"I never said I was worth it. I only said I wouldn't do it for less " William F. Buckley Jr.
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Old 05-28-2010, 08:48 PM   #4
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No Bill, I asked you to take care of the hole not Ho.
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Ronald Reagan: 'Everybody that is for abortion has already been born'

"I never said I was worth it. I only said I wouldn't do it for less " William F. Buckley Jr.
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Old 05-29-2010, 05:29 AM   #5
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How about..........." I would have but your Mother had a headache last night " ..........
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Old 06-02-2010, 04:56 AM   #6
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Have no fear, Al Gore is now available to start plugging new holes. Ladies, do you feel lucky?
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Ronald Reagan: 'Everybody that is for abortion has already been born'

"I never said I was worth it. I only said I wouldn't do it for less " William F. Buckley Jr.
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Old 06-02-2010, 06:42 AM   #7
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Have no fear, Al Gore is now available to start plugging new holes. Ladies, do you feel lucky?
Have you seen the guy? My guess is that the whole marriage thing was a ruse. Now that he's no longer in politics, he's coming out of the closet. He's not plugging a hole, he's having a hole plugged.
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Old 06-02-2010, 06:52 AM   #8
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Have you seen the guy? My guess is that the whole marriage thing was a ruse. Now that he's no longer in politics, he's coming out of the closet. He's not plugging a hole, he's having a hole plugged.
I think the wood peckers have had their way with him for a long time.

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