Got this in an e-mail, had to share--although I still can't stand to hear the guy talk.
Rules for BS Bingo
1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "B.O. BS Bingo" card by drawing a square: (I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns --five across and five down - Like a Bingo Card. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.)
2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
1· Restored our reputation
2· Strategic fit
3· Let me be clear
4· Make no mistake
5· Back from the brink
6· Signs of recovery
7· Out of the loop
8· Benchmark
9· Job creation
10· Fiscal restraint
11· Win-win
12· Affordable health care
13· Previous Administration
14· Greed on Wall Street
15· At the end of the day
16· Empower (or empowerment)
17· Touch base
18· Mindset
19· Corporate greed
20· Ballpark
21· Game plan
22· Leverage
23· Inherited as in "I inherited this mess"
24· Relief for working families
25. Err, uhhh, uhmmm 3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those
words/phrases.
4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BS!"
Testimonials from past satisfied "B.O. BS Bingo" players:
"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Boston
"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." I now have another alternative when Obama speaks---I no longer throw up. David D., Florida
"What a gas! His speeches will never be the same for me after my first win. I now have a real reason to listen" - Bill R., New York City
The atmosphere was tense in his last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box to fill. But it finally came ( as it always did). We love this game!" - Ben G., Denver
"Our party host was stunned as eight of us screamed "BS!" for the third time in two hours." - Harry A., Pittsburg
To keep everyone from yelling out "BS!!!" at the same time, you might try switching out a few phrases--we all know that bho has a never-ending supply of bs for us.
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"We can have no '50-50' allegiance in this country. Either a man is an American and nothing else, or he is not an American at all."-- Theodore Roosevelt
A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left. Ecclesiasties 10:2
The last four letters in American..........I Can
The last four letters in Republican........I Can
The last four letters in Democrats.........Rats
That sounds like a lot of fun Chad. I bet the game doesn't last long though. Somebody must yell "BS" within just a few minutes after the start of a speech!
Finally, A Reason to Listen to a bho Speech
