Quick Service
I've found a new method for getting quick service.
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
The patch is shown below. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works at the DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
This patch works in other places too.
Three minutes after entering a Laundromat, I had my choice of any machine, most of them were still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's though....
The whole crew got up and left when I came in and l never got my order.
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Rich
"It takes a Carter to get a Reagan."
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