Charlie find out what snopes says abouth THIS one !
Keep your guns at the "Ready", as it may pay off !!!
A young
> farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just
> couldn't seem to get enough lovin'.
>
> In the morning, before Homer left the
> house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came
> back from the fields, they made love. After supper,
> they made love. And again at bedtime, they made
> love.
>
> The problem was their nooner. It
> took Homer a half hour to travel home and another half hour
> to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting
> enough work done.
>
> Finally Homer asked the town doctor
> what to do. "Homer," said the doctor,
> "just take your rifle out to the fields with you and
> when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the
> air. That will be Darlene's signal to come out to
> you. Then you won't lose any field
> time."
>
> They tried Doc's advice and it
> worked well for a while until one day when Homer came back
> to the doctor's office.
>
> "What's wrong?" asked the
> Doc. "Didn't my idea work?"
>
> "Oh, it worked good," said
> Homer. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a
> shot like you said and Darlene would come runnin'.
> We'd find a secluded place, make love, and then
> she'd go back home again."
>
> "Good, Homer. So what's the
> problem?" asked the Doc.
>
> "Ah mighta trained her too
> good. I ain't seen her since huntin' season
> started!"
Hey Charlie do we need a gun law for this ?
