A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.
The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?
The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page;
U.S.. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
That pretty much sums up the liberal news media's approach to the news these days.
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Spot-on Cal! Thankfully there will always be those of us that won't be baffled by the bull and will push for the facts.
Chad
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A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left. Ecclesiasties 10:2
The last four letters in American..........I Can
The last four letters in Republican........I Can
The last four letters in Democrats.........Rats
I will have to admit that Cal managed to amuse some of the board's "best and brightest" with a grade-school level story. A lion! Wow! A biker too? No wonder boilermaker and Rev came running in tandem.
I will have to admit that Cal managed to amuse some of the board's "best and brightest" with a grade-school level story. A lion! Wow! A biker too? No wonder boilermaker and Rev came running in tandem.
Thanks VC1111 another precious moment.. I knew you would come through.
Hold on VC...I'm chiming in also(not sure who's side the group wants me on)! The poor lion was behind bars and simply wanted something to eat! And some gruff ex mil-spec person assults him and denys him of a meal? I am apauled they would let that happen!On the other hand it coulda been some acorns kid getting mauled and the biker coulda offered some seasoning for the bitter tasting little shnitz! Now who wants me on their team?
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