We want a divorce!!

[FlDeerman]

Reply with quote #1American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists
and Obama supporters, et al:


We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.


Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.


Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure
our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can
effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.


We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns
and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.


You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore andRosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).


We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot
Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood ..

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are
under assault, we'll help provide them security..

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a
right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya orWe Are the World.

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you Answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and Proud United States Citizen
which happens to be part of America


P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheehan, Barbara Streisand, &
Jane Fonda with you.

P. S. S. And we won't have to press 1 for English.

[Charlie P]

Another internet e-mail, chain letter?

[FlDeerman]

Maybe but it does make a great point.

[hillbillyhunter1]

You can have your beloved ...illegal aliens.

Actually it seems the "illegals" are beloved or at least unopposed by about every elected official regardless of their ideology.

[burniegoeasily]

Originally Posted by Charlie P

Another internet e-mail, chain letter?

Im sorry that someone forced you to read it.

[Champlain Islander]

Originally Posted by hillbillyhunter1

Actually it seems the "illegals" are beloved or at least unopposed by about every elected official regardless of their ideology.

The vote of tomorrow. They are growing and will adapt nicely to the liberal leanings.

[Charlie P]

Im sorry that someone forced you to read it.

Thanks for your concern.

[Alsatian]

I know this is in the fantasy category along with being stranded alone on a dessert island with a hot babe, but I like to imagine a day when a block of red states -- Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Colorado, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho -- cut themselves loose from the liberal spend-a-thon of the US federal government, kick out their own native liberals, and go it on their own. Leave California, New York, Massachusetts, and Illinois to sustain the remaining states on their liberal economic theories and we'll just suffer along as best we can with our barbaric unfettered capitalism and conservative politics. I'm liking the availability of coal in Wyoming/Montana and the strong jobs growth projected for Texas. I don't know if New York is going to be able to pay for all the liberal social programs, even with the help of California, Massachusetts, and Illinois.

[Wub]

Originally Posted by Alsatian

I know this is in the fantasy category along with being stranded alone on a dessert island with a hot babe, but I like to imagine a day when a block of red states -- Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Colorado, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho -- cut themselves loose from the liberal spend-a-thon of the US federal government, kick out their own native liberals, and go it on their own. Leave California, New York, Massachusetts, and Illinois to sustain the remaining states on their liberal economic theories and we'll just suffer along as best we can with our barbaric unfettered capitalism and conservative politics. I'm liking the availability of coal in Wyoming/Montana and the strong jobs growth projected for Texas. I don't know if New York is going to be able to pay for all the liberal social programs, even with the help of California, Massachusetts, and Illinois.

Hey, I'm from Ohio. Can we go with you? We'll send north anyone necessary so we can qualify.

[kevin1]

Indiana has buttloads of coal, and oil too, not to mention we're a mostly ag based, gun loving conservative state. Can we come too?