um.......really?

boysda · 08-21-2009, 05:28 AM

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/...rticle1259075/

Objectum sexuals experience intense emotional connections with everyday things – bridges, stereos, the Eiffel Tower. Some even get 'married.' It's not a fetish, they say, but a sexual orientation

you know, i used to say i "love" my marlin 1895 chambered in 45-70. now i feel compelled to add "we're just friends..."

kevin1 · 08-21-2009, 09:29 AM

I've got an "object" they can get intimate with...

Wub · 08-21-2009, 10:58 AM

I feel like these inanimate objects deserve to be represented and protected from this type of abuse. What right do these people have to claim emotional possession of these innocent, vulnerable objects?

hillbillyhunter1 · 08-21-2009, 05:05 PM

just as I've long suspected....you guys are objectum-phobes. please try to curtail your hate speech and save it for town hall meetings.

yes, it's a banana. do you have a problem with it???

elgallo114 · 08-22-2009, 01:11 AM

I can't believe there's even a name for that. Didn't we used to just call them whackjobs?

Wub · 08-22-2009, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by elgallo114

I can't believe there's even a name for that. Didn't we used to just call them whackjobs?

That isn't politically correct though. Just like being able to reassign your gender is normal now, we will soon learn that objectum sexuals are every bit as normal. There is probably a gene that will prove that we are born this way.

kevin1 · 08-24-2009, 02:35 AM

If any of you watch BBC America look for a special entitled "Love me, love my doll", it's about a bunch of guys who live and sleep with lifelike silicone sex dolls as though they were real women. It's pretty twisted.