Clocks on the wall

[Mr. Conservatism]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.
Peter

At the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.




He asked, "What are those clocks?"






St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone
on

Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you tell a lie, the hands on
your

Clock will move."




"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"






"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have
never

Moved, indicating that she never told a lie."



"Incredible," said the man, "and whose clock is that?"






St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved


Twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his life."





"Where's President Obama's clock?" asked the man.






"Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling
fan."

[Champlain Islander]

haaaaaaaa great one.

[The Rev]

Wrong,, Satan is not allowed in heaven .. Even in clock form...

[Mr. Conservatism]

Originally Posted by The Rev

Wrong,, Satan is not allowed in heaven .. Even in clock form...

Job 1:6-12
Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan came also among them. [7] And the Lord said unto Satan, Whence comest thou? Then Satan answered the Lord, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it. [8] And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil? [9] Then Satan answered the Lord, and said, Doth Job fear God for nought? [10] Hast not thou made an hedge about him, and about his house, and about all that he hath on every side? thou hast blessed the work of his hands, and his substance is increased in the land. [11] But put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face. [12] And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand. So Satan went forth from the presence of the Lord.