Open letter to the President

[Mr. Conservatism]

Dear President Obama,

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the ones down the street who, in the good times, refinanced their house several times and went on vacations to wonderful places, bought SUVs, ATVs, RVs, installed a pool, a big screen TV, two Wave Runners and a Harley.

I was wondering, since I'm paying my mortgage on time...and now theirs as well, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?

P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this year. Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?

[mudhead1s wife]

It's a little to nice in my opinion, that will come back to bite ya. And they would say no on the bike something about insurance reasons.

[Doe Dumper]

Looks like a sure audit for the next 20 years to me...

[jeepkid]

Awesome!