Dear Obama

[burniegoeasily]

> > > Actual 'Letter to the Editor' from the
> > February 5th edition of
> > > the Wichita Falls, Texas Times Record News...
> > >
> > >
> > > Dear IRS,
> > >
> > > I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able
> > to pay taxes
> > > owed April 15, but all is not lost.
> > >
> > > I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax,
> > building
> > > permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate
> > income tax, dog license
> > > tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax,
> > gasoline tax, hunting
> > > license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp
> > tax, inheritance
> > > tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax,
> > Medicare tax, city, school
> > > and county property tax (up
> > > 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social
> > security tax,
> > > road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city
> > sales tax, recreational
> > > vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state
> > unemployment tax, telephone
> > > federal excise tax, telephone federal state and
> > local surcharge tax,
> > > telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone
> > state and local tax,
> > > utility tax, vehicle license registration tax,
> > capitol gains tax,
> > > lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax,
> > Colorado property
> > > tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New
> > Mexico sales tax, and
> > > many more that I can't recall but I have run
> > out of space and money.
> > >
> > > When you do not receive my check April 15, just
> > know that it is
> > > an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way
> > you treated
> > > Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney
> > Frank and ex-
> > > Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your boss
> > Timothy Geithner.
> > > No penalties and no interest.
> > >
> > > P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as
> > soon as I get my
> > > stimulus check.
> > >
> > > Ed Barnett
> > >
> > > Wichita Falls