Which Country is More Advanced ?

[Kosherboy]

An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it into another and have him looking for work in six weeks!"

The German doctor stood up and said, "Well medicine in my county is so advanced, we can take a lung out of one person and put it into another and have him looking for work in 4 weeks"

The Russian doctor got up and said "My country is even more advanced, we can remove half a heart from one person, put it into another and have them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!"

Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and addressed the conference, "Well", he said, "My country is so far advanced in medicine, we can take an A Senator of Chicago , put it in the White House, and have half the country looking for work in 24 hours!"

[burniegoeasily]

LMAO.

[thndrchiken]

ROTFLMAO

[Sasha_from_RF]

The Russian doctor got up and said "My country is even more advanced, we can remove half a heart from one person, put it into another and have them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!"

Senator of Chicago Tin!
All on another in Russian. First. Not half - whole. An error in documents.
Secondly. To insert it will not turn out. Because of absence of threads for operation.
On Monday both will work. From the donor will smell as the processed spirit. He will persuade the nurse on duty on two kisses, but to it will not be limited. And in hospital 6 litres of spirit will disappear.