20 reasons why Russian world crisis is not terrible
1. While the western banks and the companies go bankrupt because of impossibility to collect debts, Russian use such pieces, as vzaimozachet, schetchik and utyug...
2. While the western banks gave the credit under 4 %, the non-return of credits from a small number of borrowers led banks to bankruptcy, Russian banks stupidly pawned all risks and gave under 25 %.
3. While the western companies showed lime profit to look well before investors, Russian in all ways aspired to hide it and zanykat ´. While the western companies will show losses, Russian "will simply get grists".
4. While the western companies increased debts and now do not know, that with them to do, Russian support inflation a minimum of 15 % in a year which constantly depreciates all debts and does their total amount rather insignificant.
5. Russian at each falling of the share market apply the following reception: drink a vodka bottle, do a broad gesture by a hand from top to down and speak magic words: "Nu i fig s nim!". It helps them to transfer any falling, including falling of own body under weight of the drunk.
6. While all countries-exporters of hydrocarbons catch at a head, observing falling of the world prices for energy carriers, Russian намерены it is stupid to compensate the losses increase of the internal prices for gas and неснижением on gasoline.
7. While the western consumers because of crisis reduce purchases, Russian get money from under a pillow and increase meal and binge purchases, explaining it that crisis is necessary "otmetit ´" and "obmyt ´"!
8. Russian should not reflect on what will be a parity of dollar and euro: all of them buy in China.
9. Unlike the western people who with horror observe development of world crisis, Russian pin on crisis all secret hopes - and suddenly the prices for habitation, cars and permits to Turkey will fall?
10. The western crisis for Russian businessmen is a magnificent possibility to buy in Europe "Bentley" for 1/3 prices and to sell its houses for 1,5 prices.
11. While the western governments solve, to whom from the companies and banks-bankrupts to give the financial help and to they be not to give, Russian have stupidly merged money in the banks a little bit connected with the state, and those them it is elementary zazhali. Thus, Russian hope only for themselves.
12. While the western people because of crisis save on travel, Russian намерены to spend last money for permits to Turkey, and there to compensate the expenses increase in quantity drunk and eaten in system restaurants "haliava vse vklucheno".
13. While the majority of the western citizens are psychologically unarmed before crisis as it subconsciously associates with loss of money, and loss of money - with impossibility of visiting of restaurant "McDonalds", Russian have such tool of a survival as datcha where grow up kartoshka, kapusta and luk, and also carry out the process named "gnat ´ samogon".
14. While the western consumers develop programs энергосбережения, saving each kilowatt-hour and everyone гигакалорию heat, Russian rub hands: they are assured, that on the saved money the West can buy gas under higher prices, and they can burn the gas saved in the west at themselves, ne zamorachivayas´ everyone there энергосбережением.
15. While all developing countries are frightened by capital outflow, Russian rejoice, that now the quantity of money has decreased, and it is possible to buy easy "майбах" and the house in elite settlement without multimonthly turn.
16. While our businessmen puzzle how to convince trade unions to agree on mass lay-offs and are ashamed to doom weight of people to unemployment, Russian simply put профбоссу yaschik vodki, and solve vopros for 5 minutes. Thus dismissed use such tool as haltura which, strangely enough, allows them to earn more than before dismissal and not to pay thus taxes.
17. Thanks to crisis by Russian it was possible to reduce in times corruption scales: now nobody asks from officials sites under building.
18. Russian consider, that crisis has come from America, and thus, strangely enough, continue to buy up dollars. Or it is banks in large quantities throw off dollars to the population at the overestimated course? In general, them you will not understand...
19. While all world reduces the prices because crisis, and sustains because of it losses, Russian the price because crisis, and receive because of it additional profit rise.
20. It is everything, that I wished to tell to you, the sir, following the results of the 30-sentry of conversation with Russian businessmen in a bath by a principle "vodka bez piva dengi na veter". Allow me to sum up, the sir: Russian world crisis with which we suited, having refused from the gold standard is not terrible, having untied hands to bureaucrats from Federal reserve system and having inflated military expenses. Because Russian - in itself crisis and if it is necessary, they to a clod you want it will arrange. Probably supervision made me a little you have upset, as all our game have spoilt. However, allow to advise to you not to be upset, and to apply the universal principle described by me in point 5. On it I, from your permission, leave on the national medical procedure named "utrenni opohmel".
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RE: 20 reasons why Russian world crisis is not terrible
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ORIGINAL: kevin1
I have absolutely no idea what you just said.
It is one of encouragement forms.
There are countries where all much worse.
Do not despair!
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RE: 20 reasons why Russian world crisis is not terrible
Oy.
She is the bad girl. She is the Ukrainian or the Byelorussian. At Russian the surname comes to an end on "va". For example, Sharapova.
In russian mass-media recently have published the list of the detained prostitutes in one small town USA.
All of us in a shock. I think this lies. Such terrible to touch it is impossible - http://warnet.ws/news/26684
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There's only one bullet, so don't delay
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RE: 20 reasons why Russian world crisis is not terrible
I wish to ask. When the man goesin USA on hunting. is it accepted to take with itself girls of a similar qualities ?
The correct girl on the right on a photo, the truth,she has married one idiot....
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RE: 20 reasons why Russian world crisis is not terrible
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ORIGINAL: Sasha_from_RF
5. Russian at each falling of the share market apply the following reception: drink a vodka bottle, do a broad gesture by a hand from top to down and speak magic words: "Nu i fig s nim!". It helps them to transfer any falling, including falling of own body under weight of the drunk.
7. While the western consumers because of crisis reduce purchases, Russian get money from under a pillow and increase meal and binge purchases, explaining it that crisis is necessary "otmetit ´" and "obmyt ´"!
8. Russian should not reflect on what will be a parity of dollar and euro: all of them buy in China.
9. Unlike the western people who with horror observe development of world crisis, Russian pin on crisis all secret hopes - and suddenly the prices for habitation, cars and permits to Turkey will fall?
10. The western crisis for Russian businessmen is a magnificent possibility to buy in Europe "Bentley" for 1/3 prices and to sell its houses for 1,5 prices.
11. While the western governments solve, to whom from the companies and banks-bankrupts to give the financial help and to they be not to give, Russian have stupidly merged money in the banks a little bit connected with the state, and those them it is elementary zazhali. Thus, Russian hope only for themselves.
12. While the western people because of crisis save on travel, Russian намерены to spend last money for permits to Turkey, and there to compensate the expenses increase in quantity drunk and eaten in system restaurants "haliava vse vklucheno".
13. While the majority of the western citizens are psychologically unarmed before crisis as it subconsciously associates with loss of money, and loss of money - with impossibility of visiting of restaurant "McDonalds", Russian have such tool of a survival as datcha where grow up kartoshka, kapusta and luk, and also carry out the process named "gnat ´ samogon".
14. While the western consumers develop programs энергосбережения, saving each kilowatt-hour and everyone гигакалорию heat, Russian rub hands: they are assured, that on the saved money the West can buy gas under higher prices, and they can burn the gas saved in the west at themselves, ne zamorachivayas´ everyone there энергосбережением.
15. While all developing countries are frightened by capital outflow, Russian rejoice, that now the quantity of money has decreased, and it is possible to buy easy "майбах" and the house in elite settlement without multimonthly turn.
16. While our businessmen puzzle how to convince trade unions to agree on mass lay-offs and are ashamed to doom weight of people to unemployment, Russian simply put профбоссу yaschik vodki, and solve vopros for 5 minutes. Thus dismissed use such tool as haltura which, strangely enough, allows them to earn more than before dismissal and not to pay thus taxes.
17. Thanks to crisis by Russian it was possible to reduce in times corruption scales: now nobody asks from officials sites under building.
18. Russian consider, that crisis has come from America, and thus, strangely enough, continue to buy up dollars. Or it is banks in large quantities throw off dollars to the population at the overestimated course? In general, them you will not understand...
19. While all world reduces the prices because crisis, and sustains because of it losses, Russian the price because crisis, and receive because of it additional profit rise.
20. It is everything, that I wished to tell to you, the sir, following the results of the 30-sentry of conversation with Russian businessmen in a bath by a principle "vodka bez piva dengi na veter". Allow me to sum up, the sir: Russian world crisis with which we suited, having refused from the gold standard is not terrible, having untied hands to bureaucrats from Federal reserve system and having inflated military expenses. Because Russian - in itself crisis and if it is necessary, they to a clod you want it will arrange. Probably supervision made me a little you have upset, as all our game have spoilt. However, allow to advise to you not to be upset, and to apply the universal principle described by me in point 5. On it I, from your permission, leave on the national medical procedure named "utrenni opohmel".
I think I understand. Russians just want to eat and drink vodki. Translate that medical procedure into english. Ist it getting the head examined?
20 reasons why Russian world crisis is not terrible
I have absolutely no idea what you just said.
it is impossible -
