It is almost upon us. most of us are sick of it. I have declared this thread an election-free sanctuary, within which all residents of HN's political basement, who are too sick and twisted to otherwise leave the forum for 48 hours, can seek haven and succour. randomly spout whatever you want: pet peeves, rants about your neighbor, or evennonsequiturs. just no more election drivel.
consider this a halfway house in easing all of our transitions from the election to the post-election.
I shall begin:
I hate the guy at work who always comes up to anybody standing at a urinal, stand at the adjoining urinal, and proudly annpunces "boy, that water's cold." and i mean EVERY flippin time. It was funny when i was 14. give it a rest.
Go to work in January. Two solid months with nothing to do but hunt deer, hogs and elk.Took me 8 days to kill a small buck in muzzleloader season. Maybe i will need all that time.
Been doing some serious bowhunting lately...with at least one detrimental consequence. I have embedded in me a tick (not the nervous jerking movement...the arachnid) My wife noticed it this morning. It is around the left kidney area of my ribcage and is almost completly countersunk. I'm headed to the doctor this afternoon for removal. Never had one like this before. Gives me the willies.
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Looney tunes deductive reasoning:
--Me smell Mohican burning
--Me last Mohican
--Must be me!!!
--EEEOOOWWW!!!!!
Been doing some serious bowhunting lately...with at least one detrimental consequence. I have embedded in me a tick (not the nervous jerking movement...the arachnid) My wife noticed it this morning. It is around the left kidney area of my ribcage and is almost completly countersunk. I'm headed to the doctor this afternoon for removal. Never had one like this before. Gives me the willies.
could be worse. during turkey season 2 years ago i, um, .........ah......well, all i can think of was i picked the dang tick up while i was taking a leak. i guess you could call it a "dick tick". which sounds much to close to being a "Dr. Seuss in Bizarro World" title.
I turned 43 yesterday. My birthday present to myself was a jumbo T-Bone steak cooked rare, fresh corn on the cob, 5mixed drinks, and two glasses of wine. I topped it all off with two big slices of Boston Cream pie and a big chew of Redman. Gonna have the exacts same thing tonite, but i am in a crappy mood because I have to wait five days to get the special B-day "present" that my girlfriend promised me.[:@]
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"Shoot him again....his soul is still dancing"
I turned 43 yesterday. My birthday present to myself was a jumbo T-Bone steak cooked rare, fresh corn on the cob, 5mixed drinks, and two glasses of wine. I topped it all off with two big slices of Boston Cream pie and a big chew of Redman. Gonna have the exacts same thing tonite, but i am in a crappy mood because I have to wait five days to get the special B-day "present" that my girlfriend promised me.[:@]
Happy Belated B-Day, It better be good if you have to wait that long.
Election-free thread
