Sarah Palin goes to Rome to meet the Pope. While she's there, the Pope asks her if she's ever been to Italy.
"Why, no I haven't", she replies.
So, they tour the country... While in Venice, Sarah & the Pope are enjoying a pleasant ride down a canal. Suddenly, a gust of wind blows the Pope's mitre off his head & it lands in the canal. All those surrounding are aghast! Sarah Palin casually gets out of the gondola, strolls across the water & retrieves the Pontiff's headwear.
The headline of the NYT next day:
SARAH PALIN CAN'T EVEN SWIM!!!!!
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Sad thing is that is most likely what would happen--the "big three", especially NBC, have made it no secret who they support. So much for unbiased reporting.
Chad
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A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left. Ecclesiasties 10:2
The last four letters in American..........I Can
The last four letters in Republican........I Can
The last four letters in Democrats.........Rats
In the interests of bipartisan hiilarity, allow me to offer the version from OUR side of the aisle:
Senator Obama goes to Rome to meet the Pope. While he's there, the Pope asks him if she's ever been to Italy.
"Why, no I haven't", he replies.
So, they tour the country... While in Venice,Obama & the Pope are enjoying a pleasant ride down a canal. Suddenly, a gust of wind blows the Pope's mitre off his head & it lands in the canal. All those surrounding are aghast!Obama casually gets out of the gondola, strolls across the water & retrieves the Pontiff's headwear.
Thelead story of Fox Newsnext day:
"OBAMA AN ANTISEMITICMUSLIM!
Frienship with former member of Hitler Youth again raises issue of questionable associations."
You don't watch Saturday Night Live? Jesse Jackson told this joke with himself as the protagonist in 1984.
Try coming up with a new one.
"The Rev. Jesse Jackson said he was not sure he should tell jokes at all, considering how much time he had spent trying to get the country to take him seriously. He then took a swipe at the press, saying that if he were to walk on water, the headline would read, ''Jesse can't swim.'' "
Palin can't swim
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