"" I"m a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight"..
* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you"re "exotic, different."
* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.
* If your name is Barack you"re a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you"re a maverick.
* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you"re well grounded.
* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate"s Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran"s Affairs committees, you don"t have any real leadership experience.
* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you"re qualified to become the country"s second highest ranking executive.
* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you"re not a real Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you"re a Christian.
* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
* If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state"s school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant , you"re very responsible.
* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family"s values don"t represent America"s.
* If you"re husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn"t register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable. ""
and you forgot to mention that if Obama's daughter turned up pregnant, she'd be called a "welfare queen" or worse (insert racial slur).
But when Palin's daughter turned up pregnant, it was some kind of pro-life cult victory.
Not to mention that it proves the fallacy of "absitence only" sex ed. - it didn't work - but a condem would have.
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"I would not support repeal of Roe vs. Wade, which would then force women in America to [undergo] illegal and dangerous operations." Senator John McCain
Source: Ron Fournier, Associated Press Aug 24, 1999
* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you"re not a real Christian.
Thats a good one right there. Any of this sound familiar?
If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you"re not a real Christian
You must have missed the NOBAMA gaffe on the political trail the other day. The boys at Fox News were having a lot of fun with it. Seems like the nobrainer got in front of a mike(dangerous proposition) and announced he was celebrating his 15th wedding anniversary. ONly problem is it was his 16th anniversary. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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"Banning guns is an idea whose time has come."
- Joseph Biden
Associated Press 11/18/93
"Be thankful that we're not getting all the government we are paying for." Will Rogers
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"I would not support repeal of Roe vs. Wade, which would then force women in America to [undergo] illegal and dangerous operations." Senator John McCain
Source: Ron Fournier, Associated Press Aug 24, 1999
Just want to make sure I understand....
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