A Texanstopped at his favorite out in the country bar after a hard days work. In the parking lot hesees a limousine with the presidential seal on the side and several secret service vehicles. The Texan was stopped at the door by Secret Service and told he could not enter. A voice from the back of the bar said : "Let him in and send him back here": The voice sounded very familiar.
The Texan was escorted to a booth where he was asked to sit down. He immediately recognizedBush and Cheney. The Texan was totallyshocked and he stammered: "So nice to meet you Mr. president and Mr. vice president. What brings you so far out in the Texas hill country."
Bush: "We arediscussing the feasibility of starting WWIII and do not want the pesky liberal pressnosing around. We do need your opinion on something very important."
Cheney: "We are going to kill 140 million Muslims and one gorgeous blonde with big boobs."
The Texan stammered: "A gorgeous blonde with big boobs."
Bush: "You are right, Cheney; lets do it. No one gives a damn if we kill 140 million Muslims."
US Planning for WWIII
