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Just for fun agian.
3 Kids Fishing
Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway
when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in
the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who
were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful
he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland '
Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my
special Senator's airplane.
The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air
Jordan shoes.
Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even have
Michael Jordan sign them!'
The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair
with a built in TV and stereo headset!'
Barak was a little perplexed by this and said , 'But you
don't look like you're handicapped.'
The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved
your aass from drowning!'
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Unintended consequences and God have one thing in common: Liberals don’t believe in either of them.
Early one morning during the Presidential Campaign, John McCain heard a knock on his front door. He opened the door to find a high-school-age girl wearing a "Vote for McCain" t-shirt.
"I saw you on TV last night, debating with the other candidates," she said.
McCain nodded. "The other candidates say I'm too old," he said. "They say I'm losing my memory and that I won't be able to remember the names of foreign leaders if I'm elected. But I'm going to prove them wrong."
"Good," said the girl.
"Now tell me, young lady," said McCain, "what is your name?"
Mystified and frustrated by the deadlock in the polls, despite the fact that pundits continued to predict him to pull away for an easy victory, Barack Obama bumped into John McCain during a campaign stopover somewhere in rural Ohio.
"John," he said, "Tell me something. You are the quintessential underdog in this race. I am the quintessential favorite. This is supposed to be the Democrats' year. Everyone is supposed to hate George Bush and the Republicans. I'm supposed to have the ability to make grown men weep and women faint. You're supposed to be old and over the hill. So how is it that you're tied with me in the polls?"
The crafty old veteran smiled and winked at Obama. "Let me show you something," he said, waving Sarah Palin over. "Sarah?" he asked, "Who is your uncle's brother's child?" Sarah looked a little taken aback, but said, "I guess that would be me."
McCain nodded. "See Barack? You have to have a smart, effective running mate."
Obama was so excited that he could hardly wait to get back to his hotel. He immediately called Joe Biden into his suite. "Joe," he said, "I want to ask you a question. Who is your uncle's brother's child?" Biden looked confused. "Gee, Barack, can I get back to you on that?"
Obama rolled his eyes but nodded and waved his running mate out of the room. Biden immediately called Terry McAuliffe on his cell phone. "Terry? Biden here. Who is your uncle's brother's child?" Terry laughed. "Well that's an easy one, Joe. It's me!"
Biden burst back into Obama's suite. "I got it, boss!" he said. "Uncle's brother's child is Terry McAuliffe!"
Obama was disgusted. "No, no, no, you idiot! It's SARAH PALIN!"
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Politics, it seems to me, all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. ~Richard Armour
Just for fun agian.
