Mark your Calendars

[Kosherboy]

Mark your calendars!!!
2008 Democratic National Convention August 28, 2008 - Schedule of Events:

7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning.
7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.
7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:25 pm ~ Non-religious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson.
7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging.
7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore.
8:15 pm ~ Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding.
8:35 pm ~ How Can We Fool Them Today? - Hillary Clinton
8:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:00 pm ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry.
9.25 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon.
10:00 pm ~ "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin.
11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand.
11:15 pm ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn.
11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton.
11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:50 pm ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean.
12:15 am ~ "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore.
12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:30 am ~ How to Make Up Whoppers and Not Get Caught! - Hillary Clinton
12:45 am ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
1:00 am ~ Nomination of Barack Obama by Nancy Pelosi.
1:15 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
1:25 am ~ Coronation of Barack Obama.
1:45 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
2:00 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.

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[wahoohunter]

haha~did you come up with that whole list?

[Fieldmouse]

Thank you for the updated schedule of events.

[bugsNbows]

LOL. I especially like the 2:00 a.m. entry.

[CalHunter]

shhhh!! You're gonna give Bill some ideas.[8D]

[Champlain Islander]

best laugh of the day. good one.