do you think G.W. will be remembered as the best president ever? with all of the wonderfull things he's done, and where we are as a country right now, i think it's hard to deny. he's awesome. it's too bad a president can only serve two terms. if any of you think differently, don't bother responding cause you'd just be lying.
p.s. if obamais elected, north america will be riddled with plagues of dung beetles and fire ants, the oceans will all freeze over, and yellow stone will erupt,this will befollowed bythirty two days and nights of vampire bats sucking the blood from the few remainingpeople left in our great country and the rest of us will be shipped off to africa and enslaved by tribes of angry muslims.
Even worse than all of that, I heard that if Obama is elected president, he will automatically award the World Series championship to the Chicago Cubs for every year of his presidency[:-]
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i also heard obama will change our national language to arabic, and force all women to cover themselves form head to toe. he's also gonna send every last person in the military to a secret island and drop a bomb on it. then he's gonna take everyone's money and send it to a terrorist bank on the moon, and build a pyramid out of pennies to honor hamas.
Obama has personally promised that if i vote for him, i will get a permanent lifetime get out of jail free card for driving drunk and shooting deer and turkey out of season and off the road. I also get to have sex with Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson.
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John Adams “The moment the idea is admitted into society that property is not as sacred as the laws of God, and that there is not a force of law and public justice to protect it, anarchy and tyranny commence.”
Ronald Reagan: 'Everybody that is for abortion has already been born'
"I never said I was worth it. I only said I wouldn't do it for less " William F. Buckley Jr.
If Obama is elected, we're liable to get hit with a terrorist attack every few years like we did in the 90's. Terroristsseem more emboldened attacking us when they know the guy in the White House is a wimp and won't hit back.
If Obama is elected, we're liable to get hit with a terrorist attack every few years like we did in the 90's. Terroristsseem more emboldened attacking us when they know the guy in the White House is a wimp and won't hit back.
No that's not true. Obama will hit back very hard with indictments. The are on paper and everyone knows how nasty paper cuts can be. Furthermore, given some of the conditions of the caves they live in, there is a possiblity of a nasty infection.
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John Adams “The moment the idea is admitted into society that property is not as sacred as the laws of God, and that there is not a force of law and public justice to protect it, anarchy and tyranny commence.”
Ronald Reagan: 'Everybody that is for abortion has already been born'
"I never said I was worth it. I only said I wouldn't do it for less " William F. Buckley Jr.
If Obama is elected, we're liable to get hit with a terrorist attack every few years like we did in the 90's.
What? You mean they attacked us BEFORE Bush went after them? NBC and Obama told me that we're in more danger now than we were before.
Sorry I'm in a sarcastic mood today. I'll stop now.
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best president of all time?
NBC and Obama told me that we're in more danger now than we were before.
