naked man on a rampage.

[Canuck_Buck]

LANCASTER, Pa. "” A hotel and store in Lancaster County are assessing the damage after a naked man ran amok and allegedly did thousands of dollars worth of damage to two businesses.[/b]

West Lampeter Township police said they were dispatched to the Willow Valley Resort, and later Darrenkamp's Market, on Friday amid reports of a naked man on a rampage.
Some office space at the resort was trashed and a forklift was driven into an interior wall, also damaging an overhead sewer pipe, authorities said.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,338295,00.html

...ok so how drunk do you have to get to do this?
...where's stealthycatII ?
...was the weather that warm in Pa, that day ?

[burniegoeasily]

"Was the weather that warm"
Nope. It was rather cold, that is why he was not charged with indecent exposure.

[Aught Six]

Whew, dad moved out of Lancaster County last year. I'd still better call and make sure he's not in jail right now.

[BigTiny]

ORIGINAL: Canuck_Buck
...ok so how drunk do you have to get to do this?

My guess is PCP, and it doesn't seem to take much.

When I was new on the job we had a guy like this. No property damage like this one, just naked in the street, busting car windows. When I got there 5 cops couldn't hold him down, so I choked him out. And yes, Buck, it was a rear naked choke. When he passed out some other cops took him to the hospital. The next call I had was a pretty bad one-car accident, so it took a while to clear and I had to go to the hospital to get a statement from the driver. When I got to the ER, there is crazy naked man in the next bed over. He wanted to know how he got there and why he was naked. I got to explain the whole thing to him. Job satisfaction index was high that day.