Hillary Clinton was visiting a primary school in Ohio during the recent
> primary. After her talk she offers a question time. One
> little boy puts up his hand.
>
> The Senator asks him what his name is. "Kenneth."
>
> "And what is your question, Kenneth?"
>
> "I have three questions: "First - whatever happened to the medical
> health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight
> years in the office as President?"
>
> "Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
> office?
>
> "Third - In your book you said you didn't know your husband was having
> an affair. Why would we ever want to put you in charge of our
> nation's security if you can't figure that out? Or were you just lying
> about not knowing?
>
> Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids
> that they will continue after recess.
>
> When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right,
> question time. Who has a question?"
>
> A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks
> him what his name is. Larry."
>
> "And what is your question, Larry?"
>
> "I have five questions: "First - whatever happened to the medical health
> care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in
> the office as President?
>
> "Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
> office?
>
> "Third - In your book you said you didn't know your husband was having
> an affair. Why would we ever want to put you in charge of our
> nation's security if you can't figure that out? Or were you just lying
> about not knowing?
>
> "Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
>
> "Fifth - Where's Kenneth?