Rebate checks

[bawanajim]

Here is the best way to use your checks to help your fellow Americans.

How to use the rebatecheck:

As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every
one of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart,
all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to
the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will all go to India, if we purchase
fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatamala, if
we purchase a good car it will all go to ***an, if we purchase useless crap
it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep
that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the
only businesses still in the US.

[kevin1]

Well, if it's the patriotic thing to do...

[Lanse couche couche]

Keep in mind Kevin that means American beer. So, we are talking 150 six packs of Pabst Blue Ribbon for you.

[dusty_]

Consider it done!! Well, the beer part anyway.

[rockyshamrock]

don't drink beer but ill invest mine into the beer company so you can drink more beer and make me rich.

[burniegoeasily]

What about the beast, Shafer, or Olympia. All fine american brew.


Funny you mention Pabst. We use to buy that in college just for the riddles under the cap.

or Mickeys Big mouths. Use to buy that just to piss of the girls who couldnt open the bottles. Well, I guess that was malt liquor instead of beer. Still fun all the same, and besides, you didnt need prostitutes if you had enough beer. All you had to do is set back and wait for the matting call, "Im sooooo drunk" . Bingo you were in.

[Champlain Islander]

PBR was a great summer drink.. and the price was right.

[BigTiny]

Lots of guns are American-made too.

Just don't buy one at Wal-Mart![:@]