Speaking of real boobs I was watching Leno the other night and some survey said the best selling Valentine's gift was not flowers but plastic surgery gift cert. and lypo gift certificates
His line: Oh yeah Here you go honey your fat and ugly but now you can fix it happy valentines day.
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I love Christmas lights. They remind me of the people who voted for Obama. They all hang together; half of them don't work, and the ones that do, aren't that bright.
For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do
not understand, no explanation is possible.
A golf course is a willful and deliberate misuse of a perfectly good rifle range.
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