New Presidential Candidate

[Lanse couche couche]

Forget all of those losers trying to get your vote. Support your own Lanse Couch Couche for President!! With me as your leader,my first order of business will be to enact myown very special "Noschoolgirlleft behind program!"

Thank you for your vote...

[burniegoeasily]

Lol. You got my vote.

[Steve863]

If Barney Frank ran for president he would probably say that he would "never leave a schoolBOYS behind"!

[hillbillyhunter1]

I'd vote for you but, withyour lack of custom tailoring (and obviously, dam little haircut expense), I'm unsure of your fundraising ability.

[Blue Goose]

[Lanse couche couche]

I leave the fundraising to my "intern."

[Aught Six]

If you're looking for a Propaganda Minister, I'm free for the next four or five years...

Good luck on the campaign trail! [&:]

[Lubricious]

Change it to "no schoolgirls behind left unseen" and youve got my vote.