Jessie Jackson

[burniegoeasily]

Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head. In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.



The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.
After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Jesse, and told him to drink it all. Jesse drank the concoction and replied, "God, that tasted like bull $#!t!"
The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were down a quart".

[C. Davis]

With as many miles as he's got on that engine, I would imagine he is burning it instead of leaking it. Of course he could have a worn main seal. Sometimes I think he is so full of it, he could havedeveloped a blow by problem. I'm sure he will get an overhaul before 2008. He has to do his part in getting 91% of the black vote. Hillary will see to itthat he has a new stroked Hemi.It won't cost him a dime.

C. Davis

[Champlain Islander]

I hope he brings his buddy Sharpton.

[Aught Six]

Can I get a ?

[Cleburne]

I like it.