High-Tech Restaurant

[ipscshooter]

A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot.

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The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait. And I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, If you please."

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Intrigued, the man said, "OK."

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The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked," Sir, what is your IQ?"

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The man answered, "Oh, about 164."

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The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.

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The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he would try a different tack.


[/align][/align]The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".

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So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.


[/align][/align]The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned.

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Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"

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This time the man drawled out, " Uh.....'bout 50."


[/align][/align]The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,



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"A-r-e


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y-o-u-r



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p-e-o-p-l-e


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g-o-i-n-g



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t-o


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n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e


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H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"


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[burniegoeasily]

That is great. I love it.