New Goverment Seal in the works
Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an
Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's
political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys
the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
security while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
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John Adams “The moment the idea is admitted into society that property is not as sacred as the laws of God, and that there is not a force of law and public justice to protect it, anarchy and tyranny commence.”
Ronald Reagan: 'Everybody that is for abortion has already been born'
"I never said I was worth it. I only said I wouldn't do it for less " William F. Buckley Jr.
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