YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
By: George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic orRepublican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer; it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English !
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.
I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!
This is A merica !!!!
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and notthe solution.
Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of your color, race, sex, or what country you are from.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my driver's license. I think it's good. If you want to drive in America, than you must have an American Driving Licence, regardless of what your religion is.
And I'm proud that "GOD" is written on my money.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, than I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I dont like those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it just takes two parents.
And what is going on with gas prices... Again?
I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
We want our country back!
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If we want our country back, we must take it back - & that starts & will hopefully end @ the ballot box! Take care choosing for whom you vote, carefully examining the candidates who can be elected based on how well their views fit yours!
If we want our country back, we must take it back - & that starts & will hopefully end @ the ballot box! Take care choosing for whom you vote, carefully examining the candidates who can be elected based on how well their views fit yours!
Right. When voting for US President, carefully consider . . . do you want to vote for the Republican approved candidate or the Democrat approved candidate. When voting for your US Senator, carefully consider . . . do you want to vote for the Republican approved candidate or the Democrat approved candidate. When voting for your US Representative, carefully consider . . . do you want to vote for the Republican candidate or the Democrat candidate. Imagine if you were working in a corporation and you were discussing business strategies and the only options availabe to you were option #1 and option #2, you can't modify, you can't extend, you can't combine components of these options or a component of some other option. Our political process does not provide very much control of our destinies. Just voting on the second Tuesday in November has a very, very limited control effect. I'm not saying not to vote, I'm just throwing some water on the parade. It is more complicated and more difficult.
Maybe what is needed is to try to influence the thinking of others around you.
I Want My Country Back
