Animals Rights Nuts Seek Personhood For Chimp

[Aught Six]

Activists want chimp declared a 'person'

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More desperate lunacy from the animal rights crowds. I'll bet these nutjobs are driving the Austrian legal system ape...

[luvtoshoot]

ORIGINAL: Aught Six

Activists want chimp declared a 'person'

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More desperate lunacy from the animal rights crowds. I'll bet these nutjobs are driving the Austrian legal system ape...

Like illegal immigrants, it will be more votes for the liberals.

[cr422]

It says they don't include the right to vote.

It raises an interesting question though. If chimps could vote would our elections turn out any differently?

And would the average chimp voter be measurably better informed than the average human voter?

[Aught Six]

It says they don't include the right to vote.

It raises an interesting question though. If chimps could vote would our elections turn out any differently?

And would the average chimp voter be measurably better informed than the average human voter?

Something tells me that the status quo willstand firm. Although I'm sure Congress would start subsidizing more banana imports.

[djschuett]

ORIGINAL: cr422

It says they don't include the right to vote.

It raises an interesting question though. If chimps could vote would our elections turn out any differently?

And would the average chimp voter be measurably better informed than the average human voter?

Maybe the chimps would be able to read something on an internet blog without proof of accuracy and then repeat it in a speech/interview as if it were their own idea like most celebs do!

[burniegoeasily]

Them thilly thalors.

[Red Lion]

"Me wantum to be like people"





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[Red Lion]

ORIGINAL: Aught Six

Activists want chimp declared a 'person'

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More desperate lunacy from the animal rights crowds. I'll bet these nutjobs are driving the Austrian legal system ape...

Apparently not the first time.....

[Red Lion]

[luvtoshoot]

ORIGINAL: cr422

It says they don't include the right to vote.

It raises an interesting question though. If chimps could vote would our elections turn out any differently?

And would the average chimp voter be measurably better informed than the average human voter?

Good point,in answer to your last question. No, they will feed them propaganda and keep them dumb like the rest of the sheep.

United we stand!

Divided we fall!