RE: Another conspiracy
I just heard that it is all Bush's fault. Evidentally, he got all hopped up on Jack Daniels and cocaine and made them let him get behind the wheel of the presidential limo. He spun ouf of control and hit one of the pillars, thus causing the whole thing to collapse. He was instantly whisked away in a black chopper and the Air Force hit the overpass with napalm to destroy all evidence of the incident. There were two homless men who witnessed the scene. One is now on the board of directors of Shell Oil, and the other occupies a plush corner office at Haliburton's main headquarters. And they ain't talking.
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