Texas Girl!!! (for you Dems, this is a joke)
A girl walks into a bar in Texas, orders a beer and sits down at the
bar where a Mexican and an Iraqi are also drinking beers.
The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink
from the same glass twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to
pieces.
He says, "In Iraq, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and
drinks it, throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun, shoots
the Mexican and the Iraqi, then catches her glass.
She says, "In Texas, we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that
we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
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