ERUSALEM"” A woman with three crocodiles strapped to her waist was stopped at the Gaza-Egypt border crossing after guards noticed that she looked "strangely fat," officials said Monday.
The woman's shape raised suspicions at the Rafah terminal in southern Gaza, and a body search by a female border guard turned up the animals, each about 20 inches long, concealed underneath her loose robe, according to Maria Telleria, spokeswoman for the European observers who run the crossing.
"The woman looked strangely fat. Even though she was veiled and covered, even with so many clothes on there was something strange," Telleria said.
The incident, which took place on Thursday, sparked panic at the crossing.
"The policewoman screamed and ran out of the room, and then women began screaming and panicking when they heard," Telleria said. But when the hysteria died down, she said, "everybody was admiring a woman who is able to tie crocodiles to her body." ......
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RE: Woman Straps on Crocs--Where's Stealthycat???
Your doing some form of mod baiting, arnt you? This should allow us to see what user name stealthy is posting under.
As for the story, whats the big deal. She is apparently an expert, so its perfectly fine. Whats the problem. The cops should have just asked, "are you an expert with these animals", when she said "yes", there would be no danger. Heck, she could have strapped an infant child next to the croc.s, because we all know its perfectly fine as long as you are an expert.
Theres some more baiting, we should find out if stealthy is posting under another name. What an act of attrition if he doenst bite.
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*...and then from the hinterlands of cyberspace, the far-flung fringe of the digital wastelands, vc senses the purified particulate of prose...
"What was that?" he wonders, "Was that what I think it was, after all these months?"
Yes. In fact, it was.
[align=center]It was this weeks winner of...
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[align=center]The vc1111 Cool Phrase Of The Week Award
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[align=center]Bestowed upon "Maria Telleria" (whose name rhymes, no less) for her succinct resolution of the momentary bemusement:
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[align=center] "everybody was admiring a woman who is able to tie crocodiles to her body."
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Crocodiles, danger to people and VC's cool phrase of the week. How can stealthy possibly resist such a tempting lure to his senses. He wants to post. He knows he should post. Be the post........
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Woman Straps on Crocs--Where's Stealthycat???
