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Pope visits Alaska,,,, Republicans will love this one.
The Pope visits Alaska
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska forsome sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat,and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while strugglingfrantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a10 foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racingup. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest... Theothertwo reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from thebear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off thebear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while theother tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
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As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I giveyou my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them "I heard therewas a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and DemocraticEnvironmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this isnot true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who wasthat guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied "He's in direct contactwith heaven and has access to all wisdom." "Well," the logger said, "hemay have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything aboutbear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to goback to Massachusett s and snatch another one?"
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Pope visits Alaska,,,, Republicans will love this one.
