12-19-2006, 05:17 PM
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Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Fort McMurray, Alberta, Canada
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'The Secret Lives of Jesus'? GRRR!
Did you know that Jesus Christ was a pimp?
He must have been. I saw it on
TV .
In fact, he brokered Mary Magdelene's hooking business with various johns who were looking for love in all the wrong places, and willing to pay a few gold ducats for the service.
That fateful day when Jesus scolded the horde with "let him who is without sin cast the first stone" was the day Jesus was in business as Sugar Messiah.
Mary Magdelene finally found her muscle.
Like I said ... I saw it on TV.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,237281,00.html
....NOT ME, it's in the article....
...how's everyone's ho !ho ! ho ! coming along??
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12-19-2006, 05:19 PM
#2
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: NW Arkansas
Posts: 1,673
RE: 'The Secret Lives of Jesus'? GRRR!
Just another sorry attempt, to try to make Jesus look bad, they ain't gonna change my opinion of him.
12-19-2006, 05:33 PM
#3
Boone & Crockett
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Virginia
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RE: 'The Secret Lives of Jesus'? GRRR!
On the other hand, this might just bring more of our lost and hopeless youth over to God's side...
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12-19-2006, 05:39 PM
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RE: 'The Secret Lives of Jesus'? GRRR!
Aught Six, that would be grand.
12-19-2006, 06:16 PM
#5
Boone & Crockett
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RE: 'The Secret Lives of Jesus'? GRRR!
Quote:
Aught Six, that would be grand.
Actually, I was just playing devil's advocate. Haha, get it? [&:]
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12-19-2006, 10:11 PM
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RE: 'The Secret Lives of Jesus'? GRRR!
Quote:
ORIGINAL: Aught Six
Quote:
Aught Six, that would be grand.
Actually, I was just playing devil's advocate. Haha, get it? [&:]
Yep, I get it, you little devil.
12-20-2006, 06:22 AM
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12-20-2006, 06:48 AM
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Nontypical Buck
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RE: 'The Secret Lives of Jesus'? GRRR!
LMAOOOOOOO
I canoebeleedat....no fo one minute !
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12-20-2006, 07:12 AM
#9
Dominant Buck
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Location: land of the Lilliputians, In the state of insanity
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RE: 'The Secret Lives of Jesus'? GRRR!
Booo hisssss.[:'(]
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Unintended consequences and God have one thing in common: Liberals don’t believe in either of them.
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12-20-2006, 07:41 AM
#10
Nontypical Buck
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RE: 'The Secret Lives of Jesus'? GRRR!
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