I can't help it. This is pretty funny stuff. I don't want to waste anybody's time, so I'll warn you - don't click on the link below unless you're REALLY into bigfoot. (It's really nothing - just an article from an organization calling themselves the TBRC - the Texas Bigfoot Research Center.
I live in Hagansport, Franklin County, Texas within one mile of where the creature mentioned in this report was spotted.
I don't know if bigfoot was consuming alcoholic beverageseither in story referenced in the original post, or if he was consuming alcoholic beveragesin the story referenced in the site I posted above, but I bet I know who WAS!! It was probably the good stuff too...
A few choice thoughts enter my mind - someone must have beenengaging in behavior involving drinking large amounts of exhilarating and intoxicating liquors, in merriment, carousal, hunting (game - or arrowheads), or a combination of it all.
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Blake Gurley's Disclaimer: I sincerely apologize to anyone who may be avid bigfoot enthusiasts. There is little excuse for my expression of this offensive nature. I may have offended some with my comments - comments which arein clear violation of good taste, but it's pretty funny to me.
Dang. I guess I'm behind the times or something. I did a little bigfoot research, and found that there are lots and lots of people whoare sointo bigfoot.
I'm still unclear if he drinks beer - didn't find many hits on the subject upon googling the subject... Maybe I'll attend the next international bigfoot conference.
One thing that seems to be a constant factor related to the subject, however, the mention of alcoholic beverages - the type produced or manufactured with a mixture of malted grains, hops, sugar, yeast, and water.
I think we need to create a federally funded governmental agency to investigate this issue -to once and for all determine if bigfoot exists, and to further determine if he/sheconsumes alcoholic beverages, and if so, what kind.I think this issue is of immesurable significance - of sufficient nature to warrant special notice by the federal government. I still think it's funny, tho...
Blake, you're a newbie here, so I'll fill you in. It is well established by the many experts at HNI that Bigfoot drinks beer. Kegs and kegs of beer. You cannot go bigfoot hunting unless you are equipped with kegs and kegs of beer. For more info on bigfoot, search teh Off Season section of the message boards here!
No Bigfoot sightings down here in the southeast, but them dang Skunk apes are everywhere. A lady was telling me this morning that they've killed 7 of her deer hounds right here befor dog season.[&:]
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There are some folks speculating he may be here in WY right now. He was spotted a coupla times on one of the reservations in either NM or AZ, but as soon as the research crews showed up he was gone. Wyoming is the most logical choice for him to have gone- short distance away, good cover, low human population. I suppose I may have to go calibrate a keg this weekend..................................
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